#AMBASSAPROBLEMS

when i am having an off day and i think everyone on my tour is thinking:

when someone calls that doesnt speak a word of english

when you hear i want to check the status of my application for the 500th time in a row

when i realize i accidentally hit reply all to a coverage request email

when someone tries to take a picture on a tour

even after we say “keep your memories of NYU in your hearts and minds and not in your electronic devices…”

when the same mom calls four times in a row

I’m just wanna be like:

when greenpeace tries to hand things out to my tour group

I’m always like:

when i eat a cookie i found in the alcove and it turns out to be vegan

when i tell a caller we arent doing status checks and they tell me their case is special

I’m just like, nope:

when i bring homework to office hours

i always think i will be like:

but I just sit in my chair like: